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Autobiography, subtitled:
HOW TO ACHIEVE PERFECT HEALTH AND MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS WITH ZERO WORK AND ZERO INVESTMENT.
Two years ago my life fell apart.  I was fired from my dead end job, my wife and mistresses left me, I developed cancer in every part of my body, Bill Clinton (who talked only about cigarettes every time he opened his mouth) was re-elected, and I was reduced to living in a cardboard box under the bridge, down by the river.  One day I noticed an envelope with an uncancelled stamp on it, in a PO waste basket.  Inside was a junque mail salesletter, from Dr I Knowitall, offering his super-secret keys to Eternal Youth and Infinite Wealth.  The rest, as they say, is history.  I am now a super wealthy brain surgeon and a part time proctologist, drive the best cars, own houses in dozens of states, including a dacha in the Ukraine formerly owned by Nikita Hchruseff (yeah, the shoe wielding undertaker wannabee), have the body of a twenty-year old, although I was born in 1937, and the natives on my private tropical island paradise have anointed me God.

 

Titus (1937-)   

  So many gods!
  So little time...
  To expose.
  So many religions!
  So little time...
  To refute.
  So many stupids!
  So little time...
  To ignore.

 

  Life is easy, simple and fun!
  Certain people make life difficult, complicated and unpleasant.
  Ergo, it is my duty to myself to make my life easy, simple and fun again!
  And, the stupids be damned! 


 
 
 

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