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Little Alex Asks

 


Visualize Little Alex as a precocious little boy, someone like Dennis The Menace or Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes).
 

SettingPeople exiting a Christian church, after a Sunday service, and the pastor shaking hands with the members of his congregation.

Alex:  Sir!  Excuse me, but did you not say in your sermon that God is everywhere and knows everything?

Pastor:  Yes, my little man.

Alex:  Why then do you pray and ask other people to pray for favors?  Are there some things God cannot remember and needs reminding of?

Father of Alex, rhetorically:  Come on, lets go.  Can't you see you have embarrassed the gentleman enough.

Alex:  Okay, but don't you always say that if the kid doesn't ask questions how will he ever learn something?
 

SettingPeople exiting a Christian church, after a Sunday service, and the pastor shaking hands with the members of his congregation.  Except this time Alex is a teenager.

Alex:  That was a great expose on the Vatican's consideration of Surrogate Motherhood as totally unacceptable under any circumstance.

Pastor:  Thank you, I believe I really outdid myself in writing today's sermon.

Alex:  You realize, of course, that you also committed a serious Logical Fallacy?

Pastor:  Oh?

Alex:  Yes, the a = non-a variety.  Remember a few weeks ago your topic was Immaculate Conception?

Pastor:  Oh-oh...

Alex:  Don't you think it is bad form to bad-mouth your Lord's mum?
 
 
 
 
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Yeah, verily we say unto thee: we have a million of them!
 
 

 

 
 

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