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 Jesus Saves
     You cannot escape it.  I'ts advertised everywhere.  Jesus Saves!  Well, exactly what or whom does this Jesus save?

Matthew 10:5.  These twelve Jesus sent out, charging them, "Go nowhere among the Gentiles [Non-Jews], and enter no town of the Samaritans, but go rather to the lost sheep of the House of Israel [Jews}..."

     Translation:  If you are a White Person and consider yourself a Christian, that is, one of those whom Jesus is supposed to save, well, you are totally wrong.

Matthew 15:24.  ..."I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

     Translation:  Again, JC shows his true colors.

Matthew 15:25-26.  But she [a non-Jewish woman with sick child] came and knelt before him [Jesus] saying, "Lord, help me."  And he [Jesus] answered, "it is not fair to take the Jewish children's bread and throw it to the dogs.

     Translation:  Evidently Jewsus considered all non-Jews -- those who were not Jewish like himself -- to be nothing more than dogs!  (Many other Jewish holy writings, both BC and AD, refer to non-Jews as animals or beasts.)

     Historical Note:  Jesus was clearly a self-styled rabbi-patriot, hoping to free his fellow Jews from the yoke of Roman occupation.  He earned his keep by performing minor magic tricks [eg, resurrecting confederates who pretended to be dead].  Hundreds of similar Jewish hippies roamed the Middle East in that time period.  Sadly, for him, he angered many Jewish leaders and politicians by claiming direct, monopolistic, contact with God, thus reducing their incomes, and creating fear among Jewish politicians by hinting that he was to replace the Jewish puppet-king.

     You know the rest...


 The Teachings of the Real Jesus
Source:  Superbible, by Mike Titus, aka E Scrooge, printed in 1990

     The Bible Tells Me So
     For the past 1600 years or more, Christians have been taught from infancy that (1) that the Judeo-Christian Bible is the infallible word of an all-knowing God, and (2) that the Bible contains all the wisdom that one needs in life.

     [The Christian version of the Bible include both the Old and the New Testaments.  Christians consider them equally inspired, but with the New Testament (NT) representing the fulfillment and climactic completion of the OT.  The Jews, on the other hand, adhere to the covenant only, and to them the OT is the whole of the Bible.]

     Let us consider here some of these pearls of wisdom.  [Biblical quotes in this entry are all from the Standard Revised Version (SRV) 1952.]  Unless otherwise noted, all the sayings here are allegedly of an alleged Jewish patriot and mystic, Jesus Christ.
Matthew 5:3.  Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

     SR (Superreligion) Translation:  Blessed are the mentally challenged, for they can be sold a pie-in-the sky.


Matthew 5:5.  Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

     SR Translation:  Blessed are the wimps and the nerds, ie, the followers.  Moreover, they will not inherit the mineral rights.


Matthew 5:17.  Think not that I have come to abolish the laws and the prophets; I have come not to abolish but to fulfill them.

     SR Observation:  Here Jesus unequivocally declares that his only interest in his fellow Jews.  If YOU are a Goy -- a non-Jewish Christian --  and YOU believe that the bumper stickers such as JESUS SAVES and JESUS LOVES YOU refer to YOU, well, you are completely WRONG!

Matthew 5:39.  Do not resist one who is evil.

     SR Observation:  This is the worst thing someone could possibly teach anyone.  Thank goodness that The Founding Fathers (USA) did not succumb to this kind of anti-life teachings.

Matthew 5:39.  But if someone strike you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.

     SR Observation:  It took the Rumanians forty-five years, after World War Two, culminating in the exquisite offing on Christmas Day, 1989, to finally stop turning their collective other cheek.  Incredibly, the thoroughly psychologically Christianized Russians have been turning their other cheek for seventy-five plus years, and are apt to continue.  Moreover, should their commie oppressors -- about 1% of the Russian population -- wither away on their own, the Russians will probably thank their Judeo-Christian God for this, so-called favor.

Matthew 5:44.  Love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you.

     SR Observation:  Good thing for Jews that the Israelis never bought into this kind of self-destructive propaganda.


Matthew 6:9.  Our Father who are in heaven...

     SR:  Our Father is alive and well in Illinois.


Matthew 6:9.  ...hallowed be thy name.

     SR Observation:  Once you postulate that your god is an all-knowing God, the telling him that he is a great guy involves no transfer of information whatsoever.

Matthew 6:19.  Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth...

     SR Translation:  Do not save for the rainy day.

     SR Observation:  This is so blatantly stupid that even a retarded Sunday School denizen can understand its folly.  Lucky for squirrels that they don't have this kind of "advisors" to listen to.

Matthew 6:25.  Do not be anxious about your life, what you shall eat and what you shall drink, nor what you shall put on your body.

     SR Observation:  This advice may have had some merit in the hunter-gatherer era of human history.  As it stands, this indicates just how far behind times Jesus was.  [Well, perhaps The Heavenly Father ended up with a birth-defect-brain Son?]

Mathew 6:34.  Do not be anxious about tomorrow.

     SR Translation:  Do not plan for the future.

     SR Comment:  Would YOU teach this to YOUR children?  If not, why would you want your children to learn what Jesus taught?

Matthew 7:1.  Do not be prejudiced (biased).

     SR Observation:  Wrong again, Failed Carpenter Boy!  Even Truth-seekers, using critical reasoning, must often act on preconceived notions.  Valuable notions learned from the past experiences of oneself and others.  If you are a pretty young lady walking in New York's Central Park in the dark, and you see three young men approaching you who walk, talk, and act like potential hoodlums, would you turn and run, or would be a good unbiased person and ask them what is on their minds?


Matthew 7:7.  Ask, and it shall be given to you.

     SR Translation 1:  The last one in the welfare line is a rotten Christian.

     SR Translation 2:  Begging works.  Religionists are successful at this all the time, whether from their pulpits or from TV stdios.

     SR Observation:  Have you ever considered that no matter which organization or church you join, it is always YOU who is doing the paying.  The cash flow is always from YOU to "them".  Have you ever been asked what church you belong to and answered, well, so far I have not found one where the cash flow is from "them" to me.

     SR Confession:  Alas, even Superreligion can't pay you cash money.  At least, we haven't figured out how to do it yet.  On the other hand, Superreligion only exchanges real value for real value received.


Matthew 10:5.  These twelve Jesus sent out, charging them, "Go nowhere among the Gentiles (non-Jews), and enter no town of the Samaritans, but go rather to the lost sheep of the House of Israel..."

Matthew 15:24.  I was sent only to the lost sheep of the House of Israel.

     SR Observation 1:  Again, Jesus unequivocally declares that his ONLY interest is in his fellow Jews.

     SR Observation 2:  Actually, this makes perfect sense.  After all, Romans were occupying his country, and he was too busy to save Gentles anyway.  What I want to know is how did this story  become so convoluted that many times in my life I have been asked whether or not I have been Saved By Jesus.  Hey, the poor chap could not even save himself.

Matthew 15:34.  Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth.  I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

     SR Observation:  Okay, this makes perfect historical sense.  Jesus obviously considered as someone who could help his people overthrow the Roman occupation.  The mystery is:  Just where along the way, and why, did Christians become to think of this guy as The Prince Of Peace?


Matthew 19:21.  Go sell what you have and give [the proceeds] to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.  And come, follow me.

     SR Question:  Was Jesus a time traveler?  Did he go 1978 years into the future, visited Jonestown, and learned from Rev Jim Jones how to invite followers to "paradise"?

Matthew 24:29.  Immediately after the tribulation of these days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give off its light (!), and the stars will fall from heaven.

     SR Translation:  ...The moon is a source of light, and the stars are small glowing pebbles...[which will fall down on the ground by your feet]...

     SR Update:  Jesus' job application to teach astronomy at the Oral Roberts University was summarily rejected.  Interesting:  Same thing happened to him at the University of Tripoli.


Superreligion vs Christianity

     The difference between Superreligion and Christianity (and all other theisms) is total!

     Superreligion teaches critical reasoning, not blind gullibility.

     Superreligion teaches defiance, not surrender.

     Superreligion teaches strength, not weakness.

     Superreligion teaches victory, not defeat.

     Superreligion teaches success, not failure.

     Superreligion teaches self-sufficiency, not dependency.

     Superreligion teaches prosperity, not deprivation.

     Superreligion teaches self-esteem, not guilt.

     Superreligion teaches happiness, not anxiety.

     Superreligion teaches survival, not death.    

     Superreligion teaches that you are a real part of god, not a groveling robot with illusory free will, with no genuine hope whatsoever, perpetually having to prove yourself to a Big Daddy invented by members of desert dwelling alien race for their own self-aggrandization.

     Superreligion frees you from Mooching Mystics, pushing their Mythological Monstrosities.  Forever!



What They Opined
Benjamin Franklin      How many observe Christ's birthday!  How few his Precepts!  Obviously it is easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Jesus Hernandez      If Jesus was Jewish, how come he has a Mexican name?
Thomas Payne      The story of the redemption will not stand examination.  That man should redeem himself for eating an apple, by committing murder on a man named Jesus Christ, is the strangest system of religion ever set up.
Titus      Christianity's magic jump to Humanity's Salvation via Crucifixion of a Jewish Rabbi is a jump over countless  Non-sequitors.  Look, if crucifixion does indeed lead to salvation, shouldn't an Equal Opportunity Creator crucify everybody wanting salvation?
Titus      We Goy Atheists hereby, unequivocally, absolve any and all Jews, living or dead, of Deicide.  You never did kill "our" God!  You only killed one of you own, and we don't hold that against you.  [Case dismissed due to improper evidence.]
Titus      Big fricking deal, Jesus!  I have walked on water almost every year of my life, except for the fourteen years I spent in Silicone Valley.  People in Alaska even drive heavy trucks over water in the Winter.



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